Total Medals Earned: 50 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 855 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/105 points)
Loser!
You beat this Game!...Awesome!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 5/13 (75/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/275 points)
Congratulations! You got to the 10th level! Now go kill some more enemies!
Upgraded max ammo 5 times.
Upgraded default ammo 5 times.
Upgraded health 5 times.
Upgraded speed 5 times.
Beat 25 levels in a row. You are good at this game!
Beat 50 levels in one shot. Truly a master at this game.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)
Blast an enemy's head off!
Handle every gun in the game
Complete the game in under 8 minutes
Complete the game without dying!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/305 points)
Lose against the boss
Read all the instructions of the game
Watch the credits of the game
Replay the game after completing it in hard mode
???
Defeat the boss and complete the game in normal mode
Get a total score of 2500 or more points in normal mode
Get a total score of 5700 or more points in hard mode, very difficult!
Defeat the boss and complete the game in hard mode
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/290 points)
Eliminate 3 targets
Eliminate 25 targets
Eliminate 50 targets
Eliminate 100 targets
Eliminate all targets
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Try out Experiment Mode.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Be a homie and look at the credits.